I had this really neat poem about kiwis that Brett wrote. But I lost it somewhere.
(that is kiwi the fruit not kiwi the bird) (a slight clarification for those who have asked). More of a disclaimer: Since I've gotten mail from quite a few people from New Zealand correcting me on my usage I would just like to comment that I'm not entirely ignorant. Yes, I know that to people there a kiwi is either a New Zealander or a bird, while kiwifruit is the fruit. In the US however, kiwi is the commonly accepted name for the fruit. So, no, it's not ignorance that makes me use a term that some would consider incorrect, rather habit.