Okay kids! It's time for the Alt.Discordia Annual Survey!

This survey is administered once a year in june and we use it to tell how many users are reading alt.discordia, some stats of the average user, and how far our feed is getting.

*IMPORTANT NOTE*

The survey's are not collected by me (chadr@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu), so don't clog MY mailbox with them. Instead, please send all responses, via EMail, to the following:

RESIDENTS FROM Indiana, eastward to Moscow:
president@whitehouse.gov
RESIDENTS FROM Ohio westward to Moscow:
dateline@news.nbc.com
RESIDENTS IN Moscow:
post to rec.pets.cats
Without further ado:
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*                   ALT.DISCORDIA ANNUAL SURVEY                      *
*                     Compiled by rev. Zoweee                        *
*                     Wow,KSC; Chairman, Kurt                        *
*                     Cobain Blew His Palatte                        *
*                     to Kansas For Your Sins                        *
*                              Cabal                                 *
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* PART ONE: Regular Shit                                             *
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 1: Holy name (wholly holy name, wholly holey holy name, etc)

 2: Cabal, Organization, Society, Sect or Corporation to which you 
    belong.

 3: Date-of-Birth                          4: Assumed Date-of-Demise

 5: Sex (list frequency (in MHz))          6: Height (above sea level)

 7: Weight (just a moment)                 8: Hair Color

 9: Hair Length                           10: Hair Width

11: Left eye Color                        12: Right eye Color

13: Computer Type                         14: Astrological Sign

15: Vibratory Frequency                   16: Total Dollar Worth

17: Phylum, Genus, Species and Breed

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* PART TWO: Cabala Information (for Illuminati Archives (please lie))*
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In 2,300 words or less, please give all pertinent information about
the Cabal, Organization, Society, Sect, or corporation in which you
claim membership. Is it a contributing member to OperationMindfuck?
Why? Do you have better things to do than stand to Wilson's tweaked
Ideology? Why? huh?

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* PART THREE: The Cabbage Question (Mr. Myxlplyk may skip this)      *
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In five words or more, define your un-cabbageness. If you cannot do
this, turn in your badge, Greyface! (NOTE: The Amazing Mr. Cabbage,
as alt.discordia's resident non-conformist and admitted cabbage, is
allowed to skip this question and retain papal rights)

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* PART FOUR: Proof of Divine Abilities  (OPTIONAL)                   *
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Perform some act proving divinity and get it published in the daily
papers. If you can't do this, FIND some divine-looking happening in
Your local rag and CLAIM you did it. Transcribe and attach it here.

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* PART FIVE: The Rant                                                *
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All good Discordians should be able to rant ceaselessly about some
matter which normals find distasteful or stupid. Please think-up a
babble and place it here. REMEMBER The President, the feds, or the
fun folks at Dateline will be reading this, so make it good.

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*                   THE END, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING                   *
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Email your responses ASAP. THE FUTURE OF OUR RELIGION MAY DEPEND ON IT
(but probably doesn't)

NOTE: If you have more than one personality, you must fill out the 
survey once for each one. If these personalities live in different
geographical areas, you MUST send them to the proper addresses. ie,
if one personality lives in LA (and sends their's to dateline@news.
nbc.com), and the other one lives in London, the second one MUST
mail its to president@whitehouse.gov.

 [Kristin Buxton]  [discordia