kbuxton.com: More Strange Net Phenomena

I've been getting all sorts of weird mail off of my homepage for many years now. Unfortunately I didn't start saving the amusing ones immediately. But I did for awhile. Some of them are just to funny to pass up sharing. I have removed the names to protect the

Kristin,

You must have gotten a bunch of these letters already but, I just wanted 
to totally reduce you to the small amount of information you have 
proffered in your home page. (giggle)  

My god you are brainy and cute too!  

Ok...I got that out of my system.  

I just wanted to (blush) let you know there's one more geek out there 
that thinks your beautiful.

will you have my children? such a logical woman... :-)

I'm just young enough to still get excited when I run across someone of the opposite gender who has as many similiar interests as you do. Really liked the physics humor and the links. Now if you play AD&D...? Oh well, I'm previously committed ... We nerds need to stay metaphysically aligned ( I scored an unnerving 73% -- and I don't wear white shirts or pocket protectors!). I guess I'm a 'lurking' nerd.

you're cool. you are the cool person for the day.

now doesn't that make you feel better.

I'd ask you to marry me and bear my children but I've been married, have a kid and don't feel the need to reproduce again for quite a while. Oh well, my loss. Have a nice life.

	Actually I was wondering if I could 
	bear your children.

	As a plug for me.
	....I am fat, not very good looking, have
	a "differrent" sence of humor, cannot spell,
	and I am failing my classes. I do however have
	a fairly cool web page[....] 

	So what do you think, are you totaly attrected 
	to me by now ? [...]

	I would appreciate a responce, If its just
	to tell me to suck my big toe. Thanx.

Is KAM's still a sticky, stinky hole, filled with co-dependent girls with bad hair and worse make-up ?

I think, I wont't try your ideas to make good feeling in the computer labs. (Nobody will believe me I saw them on a REALLY AMERICAN HOMEPAGE OF A REALLY AMERICAN _PROGRAMMER_ LADY!!! :-))) )

I am a SWM 5'11 3/4" tall 175 pounds. I like pina coladas and making love in the rain. I am not into health food. I am into champagne. my roomate made me add this part

Please don't bear any children from this recipient, he thinks there are too many people sucking down the earths precious resources at an alarming rate. nuff said

actually the only way I can think of is for you to link your page to mine! I know thats probably a sorry thing to suggest, but hey, a guys got to get laid/er, I mean Linked!

Prediction: WWW will be the leading cause of reduced GPA and GNP worldwide.

Maybe what all these guys wanting you to bear their children should do is figure out a way to mate HTML documents.

Were going to be married! (The magic eight ball said so) ;-)

Can I become your friend? Yes.. Ooo Happy

Thank you for presenting me with this page that allows me to proclaim my undying cyber-affection to you without even the bother of opening my mailtool. (Bonus side effect: my wife can't read this drivel in my Out-Box.)

Personally, I don't think you are a geek; throughout time, women have been oppressed, and discouraged from entering into any activities that would somehow threaten the "superior" male species. So rry if I sound like a total feminist, I'm really just a semi-fem. Anyways, you should be proud of your accomplishments, I'm certainly impressed!

FFFFFFTFFFFFFTFFTTFTTTTFFFFFTTTFFFgetting tangled up in the drapery.FTFFTFTTTFFF FFFF Love you home page! Best I've seen. You have such a charming smile. I thi nk I love you. Would you marry me? (Your friend said it was OK to ask)

I responded to your ad, because I want to have ONE MILLION friends, by the time I die (a long time from now, I hope ;=) .

Congratulations on your high ranking in Joe's list of comfortable couches. A good, well rounded, broken in couch is hard to find nowadays. I blame it on trade embargos and high tariffs with certain countries. Let's just say that when the Republicans were in office, there was no short supply of comfortable houseware.

Greetings! I found your home page while in some sort of weird hormonal fit, scanning through every female's home page on Prairienet's web listing. I managed to get stuck on yours for a few hours, so I figured I might as well E-mail you, just in case you forgot that any weirdo can look you over while you're asleep. (Don't worry; since I use Lynx, I haven't seen your picture-- yet.) You'll have to excuse any grammar or spelling errors; I slept from 7am to 8pm Thursday, then from 10pm Thursday to 2am Friday, and now it's now almost noon, and I'm not used to mornings at all. The light doesn't shine into the room like it's supposed to. I think my body is only functioning properly because it thinks I'm going to swallow more Big K Citrus Drop soda. The 3 liter bottle is almost empty, though.

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I can't believe I put my fingernail clippings on that paper towel where I had powdered donuts a couple minutes ago, then dumped it into my mouth just now. Bleh. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that.

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Don't you feel special now?

[kristin buxton]